Ode
from Vole and Friends to the Planners
The Cloud Factory Chemist once stated
"I can dump what I like" so he prated
In Radley's Lakes, oh-so-clear
because it's not dear
with my pipeline and Planning X-rated
And so the Cloud Maker set out
On his campaign to destroy all about
If the leachate don't kill
The Chromium will -
But he'll be retired by time they find out!
On The Bullfield and Thrupp, he decreed
that there was just a very great need
To fill them with slurry -
in a bit of a hurry -
before the Orchids could seed.
They said Ratty and Moley and Toad,
could just go and live down the Road
at Eric's Reserve -
not what they deserve
at BBOWT 's impoverished abode!
having lost their lovely abode
Will quietly die
With a desperate sigh
And Radley won't get what they're owed
To visit Dear Eric's oasis!
We've got our own site
where everything's right
So Planners give Radley some justice!